posted 1 minute ago with 13 notes via wickededits
#[selenas selfies]
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posted 18 minutes ago with 4 notes via damnkaia
#[kimmys selfies]

roleplayaskmemes:

Send me a and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

SEXUAL TENSION VERSION (can be nsfw, better used with ships)

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posted 19 minutes ago with 13,088 notes via hopelessxdreamersx
#meme
Put ✾ and I will generate a number to find out how your muse will find mine - NSFW/SEXUAL SPECIAL.

roleplayaskmemes:

NSFW special created on a sexual Sunday, do not take part in this meme if you don’t want any nsfw predicaments.

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posted 19 minutes ago with 2,397 notes via justalookaliketwin
#meme
http://jakemakesmovies.tumblr.com/post/95913003270/lustinglxvers-jakemakesmovies         

jakemakesmovies:

lustinglxvers:

Jake smiled for a moment, moving from her neck, removing her digits from him. He spun around, his head between her legs and his hips an over her head. He resumed fingering her, adding his tongue to the mix, licking her clit as he went.

Selena was confused at what he was doing, watching him oddly before she felt her legs open even more so. A smirk on her face as his cock was before her. Licking the tip she pulled away to moan. Her hips rocking underneath him. Sucking his cock he added her fingers back into his ass.

posted 34 minutes ago with 48 notes via jakemakesmovies

gaikudo:

donkos:

"a relationship can’t be romantic without sex"

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He’s from a porn game what he gonna know about that

posted 1 hour ago with 74,571 notes via uptighthorsemanshadownet

malgosh:

moshita:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

Reddit thread 

Hahah

posted 1 hour ago with 283,184 notes via uptighthorsemanshadownet
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Selena whimpered softly in his arms, moaning as she worked his ass. One hand lost in his hair.

posted 2 hours ago with 48 notes via jakemakesmovies
http://kimberlydelaneyrp.tumblr.com/post/95897778109/lustinglxvers-kimberlydelaneyrp      

She pulled away, their foreheads budding just a little as she pumped his length.

posted 2 hours ago with 209 notes via kimberlydelaneyrp
http://kimberlydelaneyrp.tumblr.com/post/95897688809/lustinglxvers-kimberlydelaneyrp      

She nodded softly, her eyes lids becoming heavy, “mmhm.”

posted 2 hours ago with 105 notes via kimberlydelaneyrp
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kimberlydelaneyrp:

lustinglxvers:

She smiled and closed her eyes, “This is a place where I’d like to stay the night sometime…” She said happily.

“You should, I mean whenever you want really. But I does get cold sometimes.” He murmured against her hair.

posted 2 hours ago with 100 notes via kimberlydelaneyrp
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Stella held her hips, slapping her ass a few times as every so often she’d run her nails down her back.

posted 2 hours ago with 202 notes via kimberlydelaneyrp

Hey guys so I won’t be on for like a while, probably until later today. I’m going back to school shopping and such so yeah.

posted 2 hours ago

I’m tired. I’m starting to do replies ima queue for when I leave to go to Canada so yeah

posted 8 hours ago
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kimberlydelaneyrp:

lustinglxvers:

Something she was comfortable with was giving a handjob, reaching forward she gave him a helping hand. Her lips locked on his as she did so.

He moaned softly and rubbed her hips as she took over.

She stroked h slowly before working up the pace.

posted 8 hours ago with 209 notes via kimberlydelaneyrp
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