Semi Crazy

Name: Avery Woods
Nickname: Ava
Age: 18
Location: New York, New York
Birthday: August 28th, 1996
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Honey Blonde
Height: 5’5”

Favorite thing about yourself: Hair
Worst habit: Overreacting
Fun fact: Ava sings very well and tends to when either alone or at special events.
Social Networking: @avadoll
Extra Info: Avery isn’t a fan of her father. He left her when she wasn’t even born and now he’s came back. She does everything in her power to drive him away but it isn’t as easy as the first. 

Identity, Sexuality, & Personality

Gender identity: Female
Sexual preference: Straight.
Relationship status: Single
House: She lives in a house in three bed room home with her new sister and parents. Her room is a mixture of clean and messy and it’s pink and lavender and smells like chocolate.


"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Early Bird
Morning routine: yawns, takes off blindfold thingy, scans the room, sees ‘dad’, rolls eyes, brushes teeth, eats breakfast, gets dressed.
Bath or shower: Bath
First thought in a morning: “who’s making breakfast?”
Last thought before falling asleep at night: "Shut up brain and sleeeeeep" 


Do you work or are you a student: Both.
Where do you work/study: College/Performer
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Doing something in college

Habits (Do you … )

Drink: Nope.
Smoke: Please don’t.
Do Drugs: No.
Exercise: two a week
Have a Criminal Record: vandalism
Have tattoos: none

Have a nervous habit: Fidgety

What is your favorite … ??????

Physical quality (in yourself): Hair
In Others: Face
Food: Comfy.
Animal: Fox
Artist/Band/Group: Beyonce, Neon Jungle, and The Wanted
Author/Poet:Brian McGreevy
TV Show: Hemlock Grove, Game of Thrones
Actor/Actress: Tom fuckme Hiddleston

Connections (to be released.)


Main Verse: Jade Thirlwall


Liam Payne

Biography 5/??
#Avery  #mainbios 

Send one or more for me muses reaction! (Angst version)


"You always said the most beautifully heartbreaking things."

"I wish I loved you back, I wish I could tell you I feel the same way, but I just don’t feel that way about you."

"Our story was beautiful and magical but this ending is so tragic."

"Tragic. That’s the only word that could describe his/her and my relationship."

"I always thought I would be the one to die first. Guess I was wrong."

”_____, I don’t love you anymore. I’m sorry.”

"I knew everyone said I would regret leaving you, but I didn’t believe them. I never imagined the next time I saw you, you would be in a coma."

"Few things in his/her life were peaceful, I’m grateful that at least his/her death was peaceful, and that he/she felt loved as he/she took his/her last breath."

"I wish, oh how I wish you were still mine."

"So what? Your just breaking things off with me? Just going to up and runaway again?!"

"Fuck! Can’t you just admit it? Your so fucking busy trying to be strong you forgot to be honest!"

"Fuck. Fucking. Fuck. Is this how things are going to be for us?"

"Is this how things are going to be between us?"

"I wish you and him/her nothing but peace and love. I wish you the best."

"I miss your smile, I miss your eyes, I miss your skin, I miss the sound of your breathing softly next to me. I miss you."

"I always thought you would wait for me…I guess I just never expected you to move on."

"Why didn’t you wait for me?"

"He/she meant nothing to me! I swear! It was a mistake and I’ll never do it again!"

"So your just going to leave because I made a mistake?!"

"Your just going to runaway?!"

"Please, stop crying….I’m sorry."

"I said I was sorry. Sheesh. It’s not like somebody died."

"I never loved you. It was all a lie. I just wanted to fuck you."

"I never loved you. I never even liked you."

"I don’t want to be with you. I don’t want to spend another second with you."

"Just get out of here! Just go! I don’t love and and I never will so just fuck off!"

"Such a pretty little face, such a shake no really loves you."

"I’m leaving tonight. I expect you and all of your stuff to be gone by the time I get back."

"You should leave now. I don’t need you anymore."

"I’m sorry, but I don’t want you anymore. So please…..just get out."

"You’ve always been special, I really liked your body and face, but now I’m over you. So get out."

"You used to mean something, but bow I’ve found someone I like better."

"I really loved you, but now I’ve fallen out of love. I’m sorry. Now just go. It’s better this way."

"No one will ever love you for more than your body."

"No one will ever love you like I did."

"I’m sorry, but I’m done with you. I don’t want someone I can’t keep."

"I told you, I didn’t want anything permanent, I just wanted some temporary fun."

"It’s okay. You can sleep. I’ll stay with you until the end."

"Don’t say another word. Just sit down, shut up, and listen."

"Maybe if you had stopped or slowed down to enjoy it while it lasted, while he/she was still with you, you wouldn’t be so hurt."

"You know, I’ve known you for ten __ years/months and I’ve still never seen you when your truly happy."

"How can you do that? How can you just get over any feelings you had and move in?"

"How do you not feel?"

"I don’t wanna feel this way. I don’t even wanna feel at all anymore, so will you tell me how you do it? You know, how you don’t feel?"

"Your just going to leave me?"

"Fine. You can go. But just tell me this….was it ever real?"

"I should’ve told you sooner. I’m sorry."

”_____ died days/hours/minutes ago.”

"When I die don’t you dare cry and act like you cared because we all know you didn’t."



❝My mommy got bows… a lot of bows… in different sizes. — I didn’t know which one to wear.❞

#[avas starters]  #open rp  #indie rp  #independent rp  #open starter  #indie starter  #independent roleplay 

The sex-themed Magic Anon list (All NSFW!)

Sex Pollen: That tickle in the muse's nose? It's not hayfever, it's a pervy plant, and for the next (Anon decides) the muse is going to want to shag everything that moves. Especially if it moves in front of them.
Marathon: For reasons best left up to the cosmos, the muse has the uncontrollable urge to indulge in some 'me time' every half hour no matter where they are or what they're doing for (anon decides). (Try not to get arrested!)
Sensitivity: All of the muse is their new erogenous zone, and clothing does not. help this. for the next (anon decides)
A sudden um...: For the next (anon decides) muse will suffer an impromptu orgasm every time (anon decides-breathing does not count) happens. It may be multiple things and it may utilize any sense, including time (IE every half hour)
The urge: Whether or not they were aware of it before, the muse now has a mating season and it's open. For the next (anon decides) the muse will be driven crazy with the need to go forth and make babies or shag themselves exhausted trying.
A gift: Muse is tied up in a chair or a compromising position with a list of instructions detailing others to do (anon decides) sexual act(s) to them. Anyone who comes across them will be compelled to act out these instructions for (anon decides)
Irresistible: There's just something about the muse today, and for (anon decides)...but no one they come across will be able to control themselves. No matter who they are or how they feel, they'll be compelled to try to get some personal time with the muse. And it's not for an interview.
It's not the Midas touch: If the muse touches someone for the next (anon decides) that person will have a sudden (terribly timed) orgasm. Oops?
Owned: Either the muse owns another, or is owned by someone else for (anon decides) but they'll both be compelled to take certain sexy advantage of that for as long as it lasts.
Absolute Obedience: Anything anyone asks the muse must do for (anon decides) but one catch - it must be sexual in nature. Oh...wait, no there's two catches. Every time they issue a command they lose more control of themselves and can't help asking more next time. Absolute power corrupts.
Four minutes: The world will end immediately if the muse doesn't shag whoever they see for the next (anon decides). And that would just be terrible, wouldn't it?
Impaired judgment: Booze, drugs, sex, they all blend together. The muse has had a bit too much of something and thinks everyone around them is prime sex estate for the next (anon decides). They're not compelled to or any good at picking people up, they just think everyone's really hot, you guys.
Sleeping Beauty: There's only one way to wake the muse from their slumber (other than waiting for anon decides) and it's not a kiss.
Frustration: The muse has a desperate need for relief for (anon decides) but no matter what they do it just won't come without a little help from a friend. A person friend, not a plastic friend.
Candid Camera: The muse and someone else have been trapped in a room with cameras an ordered to perform..FOR SCIENCE. Anon could decide who, or it could be anyone who encounters them for (anon decides).

#idk what it means but he looks hot  #save 


—THE ENTIRE TEEN WOLF FANDOM (via sassy-stydia)

Crystal Reed at Tyler Shield’s book launch for “The dirty side of Glamour” (Nov 9, 2013)

#fandom  #[mason crushes]  #[xavier crushes] 

Jealous messages

[MSG]: Did you have fun with you-know-who last night?
[MSG]: I guess my company doesn't interest you any more.
[MSG]: What do you see in that guy/girl?
[MSG]: (S)he's kind of hot... you think?
[MSG]: Is he bigger than me?
[MSG]: When's the wedding?
[MSG]: I heard you and ___ are an item.
[MSG]: Is there... someone else?
[MSG]: I never agreed to an open relationship!
[MSG]: Does she do that thing that I do for you?
[MSG]: I see you'll flirt with just about anyone.
[MSG]: I'm a fool for thinking I was special to you.
[MSG]: How serious is it between you two?
[MSG]: You've been spending a lot of time with ___ recently.
[MSG]: So you tell all girls/guys that, I see.
[MSG]: So that's your type, huh?
[MSG]: Who's better in bed, me or him/her?
[MSG]: I can't bear to see you with someone else.
[MSG]: You're just a slut.
[MSG]: Just curious... not like I'm jealous or anything...

Send me a 尻 for my muse’s reaction to yours slapping their ass.


Some Cute Sentence Starters

"I'm sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes"
"You're beautiful, you know that?"
"If I could, I would kiss away all your scars"
"You're all I've ever wanted"
"I think I might be falling in love with you"
"Everything about you can be described in one word. Perfect"
"My life would be so boring if you weren't in it"
"I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. food."
"Your lips look so soft. I could kiss them all day long"
"We should get a puppy!"
"We should get a kitten"
"He/She is nothing compared to you"
"I need to choose a pet name for you. Any ideas?"
"I hate seeing you unhappy so now I'm going to do everything I can to cheer you up. Even if it means making a fool of myself"

#[jaces selfies] 

He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame 

#mun likes a lot  #[bay musing] 

#[avas closet] 

Lana Del Rey - Ultraviolence || Sentence Starters


"I shared my body and my mind with you, that’s all over now."
"You’re so famous now."
"He hit me and it felt like a kiss."
"I can hear the sirens."
"I can hear violins."
"I could have died right there, cause he was right beside me."
"I will do anything for you, babe."
"When he calls he call for me, not for you."
"He loves his drugs, he loves his baby too."
"But you are unfixable."
"They say i’m too young to love you."
"I’m free"
"If you don’t get it, then forget it. So I don’t have to fucking explain it."
"If you’re not drinking, then you’re not playing."
"I’m in love."
"I’m feeling hotter than fire."
"He’s got the fire, and he walks with it."
"Watch what you say to me."
"Be careful who you’re talking to."
"I’m a sad girl."
"I’m a bad girl."
"You make me feel like your whole world."
"I’ll wait for you, babe."
"All those special times I spent with you my love, they don’t mean shit."
"Don’t say you need me when you leave, and you leave again."
"I’m stronger than all my men, except for you."
"I can’t do it."
"I want money, power, and glory."
"I’m going to take you for all that you’ve got."
"I’m going to take them for all that they’ve got."
"I can do it if you really really like that."
"What I do, I do best."
"I got tested, and I passed."
"I’m a dragon, you’re a whore. I don’t even know what you’re good for."
"I need you baby."
"Where have you been?"
"Where did you go?"
"Those summer nights seem long ago."
"If you send for me, you know i’ll come."
"Will you still love me when I shine, from words but not from beauty?"
"The other woman keeps fresh cut flowers in each room."
"Life is beautiful, but you don’t have a clue."
"You have no room for light. Love is lost on you."
"Darling, you can’t let everything seem so dark blue."
"You didn’t want me all the time, but you were worth it anyway."
"Out of all the others, you were the honest man."
"I wasn’t the marrying kind… I should have done it anyway."
"You’ve got game."
"You snort it like a champ!"
"You believe me, don’t you baby?"
"You’re a hard man to love."
"I’m a hard woman to keep track of."
"You want your way, you make me so mad."
"I think you’re as fucking crazy as the days long."
"Is this happiness?"
(Lots of her lyrics are exclusive to male female relationships, but if you want to I would totally recommend changing the pronouns.)


Send me ⊰ and my muse will tell yours how they feel about your muse with song lyrics


It can be any song of the mun’s choice